Forget what we said before! Our podcast is scheduled to return, at long last, on Thursday, 23 June 2011!
Hold us to it! Prepare to hopefully not be disappointed!
Jun 082011
Maybe it was us, because we’ve got one coming up next week! No, for real this time, in all likelihood!
Feb 142011
Hey, remember that thing we were telling you about? We’re glad to report it went well, and there will indeed be a live recording to share with you in the very near future. Hooray!
Meanwhile, the podcast continues to not be finished yet. However, we’ve been told to expect delivery in time for publication by late February. Once again, something about the moon cycles or other such nonsense.
Interesting news! Tonight in Toronto, one of our DJs will perform a twenty-minute teaser set at some club night he runs! We’re representing early, so it’ll probably be a pretty light one. Oh, boy!
Will the set later appear in MP3 format online? Maybe even on this very website? Perhaps, if he gets off his ass about it! Will the set count as a preview of the podcast he still hasn’t handed in? Who are you, the president of the “questions” fan club?
No, we’re not officially delaying the launch of our podcast for the third time! Yes, it’s late, but this time it’s not our fault!
It turns out that one of the Babylon Telecom DJs caught a cold, if you can believe it. As a result, and get this, he failed to deliver on his promises! The podcast will launch whenever he can find the time to get off his ass and deliver!
Thin ice, buddy. Seriously thin ice.
Picture the egg on our face as we announce for the second time that the launch of our podcast series will be delayed. Go on, picture it! Our reasoning is threefold and as follows:
1. Earlier estimates were prompted by the competition, who tricked us. Blame the unpredictable marketplace!
2. Top secret research on Project SAT continues to place increasing demands on company resources worldwide. Never you mind!
3. A new moon, a new launch date. The old dates sucked in comparison!
We invite you to stay tuned for the real, honest to God launch one week from today. Third time’s the bomb, everybody!
Whoops! Did we say that our first telecast was scheduled to be relaunched tomorrow? Clearly not! What we actually said was that the telecast series would relaunch on Wednesday, 26 January 2011.
Watch for it, and please accept our grovelings in the meantime. Something about the phases of the moon. The people responsible have been given lucrative firings.
Absolute news! Not only does a week from today happen to be Wednesday, 19 January 2011, but it’s also the date that Babylon Telecom is scheduled to relaunch its phenomenally aural Babylon Telecast series! Lend us an ear for the new year; you won’t be disappointed!
Babylon Telecom DJs are proud and obligated to present “Babylon Telecast 0001: When Do You Want to Be Tomorrow?” This entertaining and informative audio product, featuring a blend of original and prerecorded tracks as these things often do, will be yours to enjoy for free with your ears!
Watch this space for updates and further instructions. We’ll be glad you did!
Format: MP3
Cat No: BTP-0001
Date: 19 Jan 11
UPDATE! The telecast will launch on Wednesday, 26 January 2011. Details!
UPDATED UPDATE! We meant Wednesday, 2 February 2011. Details again!
UPDATED UPDATED UPDATE! What the fudge?